Computer Analysis of Obama

As is my almost daily habit, I drafted a quick letter-to-the-editor with the intent of exposing to the reading public a facet of President Obama's socialistic plans for America. As is its daily habit, my computer challenged my spelling of "Obama". Normally I ignore this protest but today I elected to see how my Toshiba lap-top wished me to spell the President's name. The choices were:
1) Baa - A good choice, I thought, in light of Obama's handling of the actions of North Korea

2) Bam - Another good choice, our President with all sound and no substance truly
exploded on to the national political scene; eliminated the Clintons; and out polled
the GOP.

3) Badman - What a good choice as this is how he is viewed by promoters of capitalism;
limited government; and low taxation.

4) Bagman - This sinister connotation of his past political actions cannot be by accident.

5) Barman - He definitely is serving the interests of his liberal, socialist, big government
handlers as they belly up to the White House bar.

6) Batman - The self proclaimed champion of the working man with the goal of
redistributing the nation's wealth could well be seen as a caped crusader.

7) Bema - The computer last me on this offering. Could it be short for Beware of Every
Move Attempted?

That all knowing computer is really quite good. It is now my fear that Obama's minions may
have a Congressional investigation launched as to who Toshiba really is and why did they allow these spelling alternatives.